Loyal Wife

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LOYAL WIFE
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> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
> died, he said to his wife,
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> > 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
> with me I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'
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> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
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> > Well, he died.
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> > He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
> black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
> ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
> wife said, 'Wait just a minute!'
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> > She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
> casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
> away.
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> > Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
> in there with your husband.'
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> > The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
> word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
> with him.'
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> > 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?'
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> > 'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my
> account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
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> > Send this to a clever female you know , or a man with a sense of
> humour...
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> > I just did